One of the funniest exchanges occurred at the pantry at work today involving a friend of mine, Mike. We're eating at the table, when he picks up what appears to be a white string of some kind.
"What's this?" He asks in horror. "It's a white pubic hair!"
He picks it up. "American!" he declares.
"No wait," he says as he looks at it closer, "it's sotanghon!"