My beautiful wife has a beautiful I-Pod Shuffle, courtesy of her father. Were it not for the confangled dangled rassum frassum difficult way to configure and update the silly thing, I'd actually be jealous.
She has a 1G MP3 player that doubles as a USB drive that can't work on our home computer and my laptop. I have a 128MB plug-and-play USB drive that doubles as an MP3 player.
I can't help but giggle.